that piece of paper that says he has to marry me status post~ 2 year old damage...

This is what happens when your 2 year old cousin gets a hold of your marriage certificate without you knowing.

There are no gold flakes in my floor or on my furniture, which means there's probably only one more place they could be.

I'm pretty sure she ate the pieces she picked off.

At least it's an amusing story. And the idea of gold flakes in her diaper is hilarious.